I Still Believe In Heroes.

cheesecakepizza:

especiallypsychicspud:

why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it

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lowkeywalker:

brownglucose:

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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Anonymous asked: THE NEW XMEN POSTER IS SO SO BAD. I FEEL LIKE THEIR MOTTO FOR THIS MOVIE WAS 'FUCK IT'

giidas:

LET’S GO BACK TO THE PAST AND MASH TOGETHER ABOUT SEVEN DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND HAVE CHARACTERS FROM THE FUTURE MEET THOSE FROM THE PAST AND HAVE EVERYONE WEAR HORRIBLE 70’S FASHION AND LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT WOLVERINE WE NEED HIM WHO CARES HE HAS ABOUT SEVEN OF HIS OWN MOVIES

ziver:

oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.

you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people who are angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you? (≖︿≖)

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The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: ‘This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you’re better off not touching it until you’re all grown up. I’m going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don’t open it.

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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