why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
Anonymous asked: THE NEW XMEN POSTER IS SO SO BAD. I FEEL LIKE THEIR MOTTO FOR THIS MOVIE WAS 'FUCK IT'
LET’S GO BACK TO THE PAST AND MASH TOGETHER ABOUT SEVEN DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND HAVE CHARACTERS FROM THE FUTURE MEET THOSE FROM THE PAST AND HAVE EVERYONE WEAR HORRIBLE 70’S FASHION AND LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT WOLVERINE WE NEED HIM WHO CARES HE HAS ABOUT SEVEN OF HIS OWN MOVIES
oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.
you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people who are angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you? (✿≖︿≖)
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible